Heil to the cook! (again)

Hi everyone,
since Im not immortal (which is kinda a handicap sometimes) I have to eat once in a while and since Im such a goddamn good cook I had no idea what to eat nor to make.
But I have internet and I know that if you want to find something via google, you have to use google like the biggest retard that could possibly come to that site. Type your question word for word into the searchbar and be amazed that it is most likely the first link.
In the end, I ended up making this (no idea where I found this picture, soI just hope that Im allowed to post it)

I added a lot of salami, chili pepper, tabasco sauce, some tomato pieces and (of corse) more cheese.
It tasted awesome and the best part is:
this is the perfect meal when you get home drunk and need something to eat!

Next time Im gonna make some burgers. Lets see how that turns out :D

Bye

Heil to the cook!

Hi everyone,
sometimes I just amaze myself with these unbelievable skills of mine. This moment when the result goes beyond all expectations.
Yeah, self-praise stinks but damn, Im goooooooood.
Maybe I should do some explaining here. Ok, this is how it all happend:
Yesterday, after work, I came home and my roommate wasnt there. I found a note that she will come home later so it was my duty to make something eatable. At first I thought I could make noodles or fish or pancakes. But then the ultimative idea hit me in the face and sad "MAKE ME REAL!".
You wonder what idea I had? Heh, my story wouldn't be that interessting if I was going to tell you now so keep reading.
So I took all the ingredients out and started the first try. My first prototype tasted good but not perfect yet. I had to make it perfect so here is what I did.

1. take some cheese and rasp it into thin little pieces. I didn't had to do that since my roommate has lactose intolerance and we have this special industrial cheese which is already rasped in fine pieces.
2. take a small bowl and pour 2 eggs into it and stir them good.
3. take a second bowl and pour fine breadcrumbs into it
4. take some chili peppers and slice them into small pieces
5. put the sliced chili peppers into a bowl with the rasped cheese and mix it together.
6. Take some of this chili chesse mixture and form little nuggets out of it.
7. take a chili cheese ball and dip it into the eggs
8. take the egg covered chili cheese nugget and roll it in the breadcrumbs
9. repeat step 7. & 8. with the egg & breadcrumbs covered chili cheese nugget. Thanks to the second layer of egg and breadcrumbs your cheese will melt inside but your nugget is cross from the outside.
10. Take a pan and boil oil in it
11. fry those chili cheese nuggets (you can also deep fry them if you have the right restaurant equipment)
12. serve hot and enjoy

I may have overdone it with the spicyness of my chili cheese nuggets. I also added a lot of pepper and tabasco sauce so it was really hot and spicy.
My roomate couldnt eat them because she couldnt stand the spicyness until she scraped out the chili peppers.
But some spicy things now and then is good for your blood circulation.... I heard that somewhere, I have no idea if that is actually true.

Bye :D