Montag, 24. Oktober 2011

Storytime! (oh god, please let there be muffins)

Hi everyone,

Today is monday and Im in the mood of telling you a little tale. Its an old one but I think its rather funny when you have the right sense of humor for it.
So, lets beginn:
A long, long time ago, there lived a young man in a little village far of any decent civilication. Even through he lifed a simple life, it was filled with happiness and joy every day. But one day a dark shadow came over the village of the young man. He knew that nothing good could come from that so he locked himself inside his house to wait till the shadow dissapeared and prayed to god that nothing happens to the one he cares about.
After hours of deafening thunder, bright lightning and thousand liters of rain it stopped finally. As the sun came through the cloudy sky and the young man slowly looked outside, he was shocked as he sees what enormous damage the storm did. His house, destroyed. His friends, lost. He had nothing more to life for.
End~

Well, funny story isnt it? You dont think so? Maybe I should tell the story with some more background information.... Lets try this.

A long, long time ago, (last Thursday) there lived a young man (thats me) in a little village far of any decent civilication (that describes my little village i life in pretty good). Even through he lifed a simple life (I have only a 3Kbit/sec internet connection), it was filled with happiness and joy every day (3Kbit/sec is not bad and i have had worse). But one day a dark shadow (goddamn storm) came over the village of the young man. He knew that nothing good could come from that (would not have been the first time a storm kills my pc or interent connection for a few days) so he locked himself inside his house (start some downloads before the worst case szenario happens) to wait till the shadow dissapeared and prayed to god that nothing happens to the one he cares about(please god, please dont take my internet away T.T ).
After hours of deafening thunder, bright lightning and thousand liters of rain (maybe not that bad but it was quite a storm there) it stopped finally. As the sun came through the cloudy sky and the young man slowly looked outside (open browser ->google.de -> site cannot be found, please check your internet connection -> FUCK!), he was shocked as he sees what enormous damage the storm did. His house, destroyed(my porn downloads, aborted). His friends, lost (i played LoL with some friends over teamspeak as the thunder killed my router). He had nothing more to life for. (maybe not that dramtic but it was a shitty situation without internet.... again)
End~

Is it funny now? Well, If you laugh when other people suffer or (in my situation) have a sense of dark humor, then yes, it is funny :D .... more or less :/

Anyway, I hope my internet provider sends a new router soon so I dont have to use my lunch time at work to write my posts and look at other blogs.
Thats it for now. Mekkor out!

Bye

Kommentare:

  1. I hate when my porn downloads are aborted

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  2. A guy read this post and liked it.

    A guy (me) read (the process of reading) this post (the one about the story that gets retold with brackets and is about a storm) and (and) liked it (enjoyed reading it).

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  3. Unfortunately, I do in fact laugh at others suffereing.Thanks for the laugh :D

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  4. The second version was funnier. I'm glad someone else besides me considers their internet connection a loved one.

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  5. Don't want to sound like an ass, but you use "life" incorrectly. Or partially incorrectly. "life" is a noun, "live" is a verb.
    So live a life... for example. Or have nothing to live for.

    Well, I'm not a native speaker either, so maybe I'm saying total nonsense.

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  6. I cracked a smile at the first one, very good!

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  7. that sucks, hope you're back online soon

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  8. "(my porn downloads, aborted)"

    I laughed out loud at this line^, that was a good story

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  9. I actually lol'd

    http://sharkbudshark.blogspot.com/

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  10. Very cool tale. keep them coming I loved this one!

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