Dienstag, 31. Januar 2012

fat men walkin'

Hi everyone,
I'm trying to loose some weight. Well, if you think about it, Im trying to gain weight through loosing some first. Muslces are heavier than fat, you know.

I did a lot of sports a year ago. I played soccer 3 times a week. 2 training sessions and a game at the weekend. Thanks to that I didnt had to look at what I was eating. I ate everything unhealthy and it didnt matter.
But now, after over a year of sitting in front of my pc, playing games and still eating all that crap, I gained some fat rolls.
After my first soccer training (that was 4 weeks ago) I realized how hard my stamina dropped down over the last year. I was stuned how fast I couldnt run anymore and when I think back and remember that I could run 2 1/2 hours in training sessions with no real problems, I came to the conclusion that it cant go on like that.

So I grouped together with some friends, joined a local soccer club and started doing something. After finding Trainers Blog and stealing some ideas from there, I actually got some results after the first month.
Some results are just the ones I wanted:
- I lost some weight (not much but hey, its a result, right)
- I notice that my stamina is going up
- I feel more... refreshed, with more power for the day
- I sleep better at night (was actually not a real problem but I dont wake up at night anymore now)

and there are some results that may not be planned:
- I never felt so broke the day after my first training and my muscle ache lasted for 4 days (now it only lasts for one day)
- a friend has overstretched his bands on his right foot. At first it looked like a ligament rupture ( I had one myself when I was younger. NO fun, believe me) but it wasnt that bad in the end
- I overstretched my right foot a little and now its like small dragging pain every time I stretch it.

No gain without pain, right?

Bye :D

Mittwoch, 25. Januar 2012

I made it

Hi everyone,
latest status of my programing skills:
I canceled my gambling-program-project because I dont know how to sort multidimensional arrays without switching their value with each other.
You can imagine my problem like that:

You have 3 players and each player has a different value of points. Something like:
-Player 1 has 10 points
-Player 2 has 46 points
-Player 3 has 25 points

Now, it would be easy for me to sort it like this:
-Player 1 has 46 points
-Player 2 has 25 points
-Player 3 has 10 points

But I think you see why this is wrong. In that case, I would just sort the number of points but without looking at the player number. To add more problems, there arent always only 3 players. There can be up to 10 players.
So as long as I dont know how to deal with this problem, I have to do something else.

I also made another program which is already finished. Its a shell game (is that correct? shell game? oO).
You see 3 cups and in one of these cups is a balland you have to guess where.
You have 1 try to guess where the ball is by simply entering 1, 2 or 3. If you fail or win, you can choose if you want to try it again but then the ball is in an other cup (or maybe the same cup again... randomness all the way!).

I have found one or two bugs already. For example:
-When you get asked to type in if you want to try again and you type in "y" for yes and a number (for example "y3") then you choose to play another round AND have already choosen a cup.
-When you get asked to choose between 1, 2 or 3 and you insert a letter you get stuck in an infinite loop

Gonna try to sort them out.

you can find my program code -> here <-
I made a lot of comments in the program code so you can follow my thoughts in the program (more or less) and translated most of it into english. I didnt translate the names of the elements into english because thats not really necessary... at least not for the program code itself ;D
As a compiler I use Dev-C++, which is freeware and (for beginners like me) really good. Use my code if you want to =)

Bye :D

Montag, 23. Januar 2012

Heil to the cook! (again)

Hi everyone,
since Im not immortal (which is kinda a handicap sometimes) I have to eat once in a while and since Im such a goddamn good cook I had no idea what to eat nor to make.
But I have internet and I know that if you want to find something via google, you have to use google like the biggest retard that could possibly come to that site. Type your question word for word into the searchbar and be amazed that it is most likely the first link.
In the end, I ended up making this (no idea where I found this picture, soI just hope that Im allowed to post it)

I added a lot of salami, chili pepper, tabasco sauce, some tomato pieces and (of corse) more cheese.
It tasted awesome and the best part is:
this is the perfect meal when you get home drunk and need something to eat!

Next time Im gonna make some burgers. Lets see how that turns out :D


Donnerstag, 19. Januar 2012


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Montag, 16. Januar 2012

all of my godDAMN HATE

Hi everyone,
yeah, yeah, monday again. Every week the same, old feeling of trading free-time for work Trading 2 days of endless fun for 5 days of sleepyness and strange people roaming around you.

But that's not what im ragining about. Last week I told you that I'm working on my C++ skills and I thought of a program which is quite complex (for me).

Let me tell you about it:
Its a gambling game where you have a better chance of winning the higher your bet is.
At first you choose how many players are playing. Then my programm tells you that you have 100 points and there are 5 rounds to play.
Each round you can choose if you want to set points for increasing your winning chance or not. Then a random number generator generates a number between 1 and 100 for every player. The number of points you have set gets added to your random number and the player with the highest end-number wins the round. Everyone looses his bet expect the winner of the round who gains his random number as extra points.
If you dont have anything to bet anymore, you still play the game and get a random number each round but your chances to win are lower then the chances of your opponents.
After 5 rounds, the one with the highest number of points wins the game.

Sounds good and is rather complicated (for me) but somehow my program just wont work. I get stuck in an infinite loop and I just can't find out why.... aaaAARGH RAGE!
But sadly (and in like most situations of life) rage doesn't do anything so I just have to calm down, step back a few steps, take a deep breath and then look at it again.

Next status report when I'm right before destroying this world or when I have finished the "game".


Freitag, 13. Januar 2012

League of Legends Champion suggestions - today: Dr. Mundo

Hi everyone,

since I play a lot League of Legends and I have nothing else to talk about, I'm going to talk about one champion of that game to introduce him to you.

Todays champion is:

Donnerstag, 12. Januar 2012

working hard or hardly working?

Hi everyone,
since my amount of work at work has slown down recently, I started to work on my C++ skills. Actually my skills are... well, I know the basics more or less and just fool around to kill the time.
I coded a random name generator where you can choose how long your name should be and how many names should get generated.
Sounds easy for everyone who knows C++. It acutally works now and I'm realizing that this would have been a work of 30min while I wasted several hours for that. Yes, Im so damn good. But pratice makes perfect and I need a lot more of it.

Any ideas what I could try to program now? Nothing to hard, Im still learning.....

Bye :D

Mittwoch, 11. Januar 2012

Heil to the cook!

Hi everyone,
sometimes I just amaze myself with these unbelievable skills of mine. This moment when the result goes beyond all expectations.
Yeah, self-praise stinks but damn, Im goooooooood.
Maybe I should do some explaining here. Ok, this is how it all happend:
Yesterday, after work, I came home and my roommate wasnt there. I found a note that she will come home later so it was my duty to make something eatable. At first I thought I could make noodles or fish or pancakes. But then the ultimative idea hit me in the face and sad "MAKE ME REAL!".
You wonder what idea I had? Heh, my story wouldn't be that interessting if I was going to tell you now so keep reading.
So I took all the ingredients out and started the first try. My first prototype tasted good but not perfect yet. I had to make it perfect so here is what I did.

1. take some cheese and rasp it into thin little pieces. I didn't had to do that since my roommate has lactose intolerance and we have this special industrial cheese which is already rasped in fine pieces.
2. take a small bowl and pour 2 eggs into it and stir them good.
3. take a second bowl and pour fine breadcrumbs into it
4. take some chili peppers and slice them into small pieces
5. put the sliced chili peppers into a bowl with the rasped cheese and mix it together.
6. Take some of this chili chesse mixture and form little nuggets out of it.
7. take a chili cheese ball and dip it into the eggs
8. take the egg covered chili cheese nugget and roll it in the breadcrumbs
9. repeat step 7. & 8. with the egg & breadcrumbs covered chili cheese nugget. Thanks to the second layer of egg and breadcrumbs your cheese will melt inside but your nugget is cross from the outside.
10. Take a pan and boil oil in it
11. fry those chili cheese nuggets (you can also deep fry them if you have the right restaurant equipment)
12. serve hot and enjoy

I may have overdone it with the spicyness of my chili cheese nuggets. I also added a lot of pepper and tabasco sauce so it was really hot and spicy.
My roomate couldnt eat them because she couldnt stand the spicyness until she scraped out the chili peppers.
But some spicy things now and then is good for your blood circulation.... I heard that somewhere, I have no idea if that is actually true.

Bye :D


Dienstag, 10. Januar 2012

Oh god, where are my legs?

Hi everyone,
why didn't anyone warned me? I can barely move my legs, my left eye hurts, I have several blisters on my feets and I can feel every muscle of my body + I think I can feel the pulse of my socks.
No, I didnt get beaten up. It's even worse, I did sport.
It all started with the harmless idea "lets play some soccer with some friends inside a hall".
After all, I got really lazy in the last few months and maybe gained one or two extra punds on my hip.
But the problems started as soon as I wanted to go to the hall where me and my friends wanted to meet.
I realised that I have no sneakers so I took an old pair of shoes. I also had no sport shirt so I took and old shirt where you could see what I had for dinner for the last week (didnt realized that until it was to late).
After some warming up and deciding the teams we started playing.
Nothing professional, it was all just fun and games but in the pure rush of adrenaline a friend shot a little harder and hit me right in the left eye. POW, Bullseye so to speak.
Well, 5min pause for me. After I could see again and the feeling of having an eye that has the size of a watermelon faded, I played again.....
Bad dessicion! A few minutes later I had to painfully realize that normal shoes are no sneakers. Somehow the pad inside my shoe moved into a wierd position so that my socks scrubed painfully at the underside of my feet by every step I made. Fighting spirit kept me going till it got unbearable and i had to stop again. I lost some skin layers there, it was all red and felt like it was on fire.
But there still was a good half an hour to play and simply waiting wasn't an option + I didn't stopped playing LoL at home to sit in a hall and watch some amateurs kick themselfs with a ball into unconsciousness.
So I took off my shoes and played with socks. I slided more than I walked but I looked cool.... at least, I hope it looked cool.
The last minutes went over without any serious injuries. Well, a few more balls met other faces but nothing special.

Its not the first time I did more sport than I should so I knew the hard part comes next morning and yes, it was just as i predicted. I think it never took this long to stand up in the morning. My legs feel like pudding, my arms are jelly and every move feels like I'm getting hit by a bus. Luckily it doesn't hurt to write so maybe it is possible for me to just play the whole day (after work of course).

Yay, sport!


Sonntag, 8. Januar 2012

It's sunday mornin but... where did my saturday night go?

Hi everyone,
I feel sick and I know why. Actually I don't know why but I know that I don't know what happend last night.
I know that I was going out with friends or at least I tried it. I took the train to get to the next big town to meet my friends there. Unluckily I was to late to get a ticket and the thought alone "I wont get caught" didnt keep the inspector away. I tried to fool him with an old ticket but he looked trough my disguise and kicked me out of the train at the next station.
So there I was.... alone in a little town, my friends good 100 miles away from me, the pocket full of money and a 0.7L Jägermeister bottle in my pocket.
Then my memory gets fuzzy... I think I went to a bar, drank more Jägermeister and beer and *PLOP* it's Sunday evening and I'm lying in my bed.
Luckily it looks like I didn't lost anything, I have no wounds, there's no stranger here and there's no puke in my apartment....
HUGE SUCCESS... or something like that!?
Gonna eat some bread now which is most likely the only thing I will eat today.

And now something emotional:
Damn, I'm gonna miss you so much. Good bye, my sweet holiday T.T

Bye guys :|

Samstag, 7. Januar 2012

Did you ever noticed that diary sounds almost like diarrhea

Hi everyone,

so today was one of those days i like the most. My door-bell woke me up at 2 p.m. and the mail man brought me a bunch of things i was waiting for for like 2 weeks. My credit card (my old one had a problem with its chip), my hookah, a filter pump for my aquarium which was really necessary, 2 arm cuffs made of black leather and a second hookah I ordered for a friend of mine.
After figuring out how the heck the filter pump works and then played LoL for good 3 hours (lost horribly most of my games. It was not my fault of course ;D ).

Then the hard life of living in my own apartment hit me in the face. I had to do dishes T.T
And I needed to go shopping because I was running dry on food and beer. I also realised that I dont need to work out when I keep drinking that much beer. Carrying 2x20 glass bottles of 0.5 liter beer each bottle at once with some food on top is hard work... or I'm just getting old ^^

Since this is the last night of my holiday, I have to go out and see what happens. Wish me luck ;D


Freitag, 6. Januar 2012

New year, new try, new motivation, new theme

Hi everybody,

you guys thought i was dead? Hell no! Well, maybe a little bit.
So many things have had happend since my last post.
I moved into my own appartment
I earn more money at work
I have 2 Axolotls (google it ;D )
aaaand its 2012!

So I'm making this blog like some kind of diary now. Posting whats new in my life and about the online game League of Legends.

Lets see how that comes out.

Thats it for now. See ya :)