Heil to the cook! (again)

Hi everyone,
since Im not immortal (which is kinda a handicap sometimes) I have to eat once in a while and since Im such a goddamn good cook I had no idea what to eat nor to make.
But I have internet and I know that if you want to find something via google, you have to use google like the biggest retard that could possibly come to that site. Type your question word for word into the searchbar and be amazed that it is most likely the first link.
In the end, I ended up making this (no idea where I found this picture, soI just hope that Im allowed to post it)

I added a lot of salami, chili pepper, tabasco sauce, some tomato pieces and (of corse) more cheese.
It tasted awesome and the best part is:
this is the perfect meal when you get home drunk and need something to eat!

Next time Im gonna make some burgers. Lets see how that turns out :D

Bye

Heil to the cook!

Hi everyone,
sometimes I just amaze myself with these unbelievable skills of mine. This moment when the result goes beyond all expectations.
Yeah, self-praise stinks but damn, Im goooooooood.
Maybe I should do some explaining here. Ok, this is how it all happend:
Yesterday, after work, I came home and my roommate wasnt there. I found a note that she will come home later so it was my duty to make something eatable. At first I thought I could make noodles or fish or pancakes. But then the ultimative idea hit me in the face and sad "MAKE ME REAL!".
You wonder what idea I had? Heh, my story wouldn't be that interessting if I was going to tell you now so keep reading.
So I took all the ingredients out and started the first try. My first prototype tasted good but not perfect yet. I had to make it perfect so here is what I did.

1. take some cheese and rasp it into thin little pieces. I didn't had to do that since my roommate has lactose intolerance and we have this special industrial cheese which is already rasped in fine pieces.
2. take a small bowl and pour 2 eggs into it and stir them good.
3. take a second bowl and pour fine breadcrumbs into it
4. take some chili peppers and slice them into small pieces
5. put the sliced chili peppers into a bowl with the rasped cheese and mix it together.
6. Take some of this chili chesse mixture and form little nuggets out of it.
7. take a chili cheese ball and dip it into the eggs
8. take the egg covered chili cheese nugget and roll it in the breadcrumbs
9. repeat step 7. & 8. with the egg & breadcrumbs covered chili cheese nugget. Thanks to the second layer of egg and breadcrumbs your cheese will melt inside but your nugget is cross from the outside.
10. Take a pan and boil oil in it
11. fry those chili cheese nuggets (you can also deep fry them if you have the right restaurant equipment)
12. serve hot and enjoy

I may have overdone it with the spicyness of my chili cheese nuggets. I also added a lot of pepper and tabasco sauce so it was really hot and spicy.
My roomate couldnt eat them because she couldnt stand the spicyness until she scraped out the chili peppers.
But some spicy things now and then is good for your blood circulation.... I heard that somewhere, I have no idea if that is actually true.

Bye :D


 

League of Legends Champion suggestions - today: Nasus

Hi everyone,

yeah, its that time again. Its Wednesday and my motivation is so low that my creativity went on a short holiday for 2 days. Lets hope that i still remember how to drive my car, or at least be motivated enough to drive home. There are more things that would need my motivation to get home from work but im not motivated enough to think about those things now. I'll do it later... maybe.

Anyway, today I'll introduce another champion from the free-to-play MMO League of Legends to you.

Todays Champion is:

Nasus, The Curator of the Sands

Nasus is a tanky melee Champion who can theoretically do infinite normal damage with only one attack and is an exellent counterpick for attack speed based carrys.

Lets get right to his skills

passive skill - Soul Eater:
Soul Eater gives you a passive life steal ability to all your normal attacks. The lifesteal reaches it maximum at lv11 which is 20% of your normal damage. 

Q Skill - Siphoning Strike:
When you activated the skill, your next basic attack will do bonus damage to the enemy. When you kill something with ityou get +3 bonus damage. More last hits = more bonus damage

W Skill - Wither:
You can cast this on an enemy to slow his movement speed and attack speed for a short time. This skill is the strongest slow in the whole game.

E Skill - Spirit Fire:
It creates an area where all enemys get damage over time and their normal & magic resistance is decreased.

R Skill (Ultimate) - Fury of the Sands:
Nasus gets bonus health, gains procentual more damage based on the enemys health and deals nearby enemys magic damage also based on their health.


Now to some pros and cons of nasus:


Pros
- when he can farm his q Skill a lot, he is an incrdible strong melee champion.
- theoretically there is no limit for the bonus damage on his Q Skill so he can theoretically pump it up to infinity
-Nasus needs almost no damage items and can get a lot of tanky items and still does a ton of damage
-thanks to his W skill the opponent carry, who is most likely a damage dealer that needs attack speed, is rather useless in a team fight.
-His Ultimate can be used to gain temporally some health to survive an attack or to damage nearby enemys in a team fight
-thanls to some previous patches he can now jungle, too

Cons:
-when he couldnt farm his Q Skill, he is rather weak
-He is a melee champion and can only slow one champion so he cant escape a teamfight so easily
-at the beginning he is an easy target for harrasing and if he cant heal hisself through attacks he is rather useless
- no mana is the death for nasus on the long term because he cant last hit minions with his Q Spell and so he gets no permanent bonus damage

Some last words of mine:
Nasus is a good allround champion. Thanks to his Q Spell combined with some items, he is most likely best on a solo lane to farm minions with his Q Spell. He is a late game champion so you should hold back at first a little. Nasus also needs no damage items so you can go on survivability. With that he is, after some farm, almost unbeatable in a 1on1 fight and a great damage dealer in a team fight.
When you have the pleasure to play against him, i would recomment to buy something like "Thornmail" and some health items if you think you cant survive against him long enough.

Thats it for now

Bye :D